Cobalt

Yesterday I was able to catch up with a former coworker who was in town on business. She was fortunate enough to land an amazing job at a large ad agency in Boston when she left San Antonio 2 years ago.

While talking shop, she mentioned another agency, called Cobalt - which made me think: wouldn't that make a great celebrity baby name? Cobalt. It just sounds like something a celeb would name their kid.

With that, I give you a list of my favorite outrageous celebrity baby names.

Tonya Linette Lewis & Spike Lee: Baby daughter Satchel
Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin: Baby daughter Apple
Shannyn Sossaman & Dallas Clayton: Baby son Audio Science
Geri Halliwell & Sacha Gervasi: Baby daughter Bluebell Madonna
Paula Yates & Bob Geldof: Baby daughters Fifi-Trixibelle, Peaches, Little Trixie, and Honeyblossom

Really - what were these people thinking? They are really limiting their kids' potential. Maybe it's just me, but I worry that Fifi-Trixibelle will never even be allowed in a board room.

Maybe Britney Spears isn't the only celeb who should be committed?...

Comments

[baby girl]

I got used to the name Apple, and now I love it.